$PAGETITLE = "10 inch pianist";
This guy walks into a bar and sits down in front of the bartender.
He orders a drink. While waiting for the drink, he reaches into
one pocket and pulls out a 7 inch piano. He reaches into another
pocket and pulls out a 10 inch man. The 10 inch man goes up to
the piano and promptly starts playing. Beautiful music fills
The bartender goes up to the guy and asks where he got the
musician. The guy replied that there was a genie just down the
block who would grant just one wish.
The bartender went outside and down the block. There was a huge
crowd around the genie. The bartender waited a really long time.
Finally, it was his turn. The genie greeted him, "Hello, I am
a genie and I will grant you one wish."
The bartender said, "I want a million bucks." All of a sudden,
there were a million ducks! They were quacking and following
the bartender. The bartender tried to scatter the ducks, but
they all came right back.
The bartender went back to the bar, went up the the guy with the
miniture piano player, and said, "What a lousy genie. I asked
for a million bucks and got a million ducks!"
The guy at the bar looked at the bartender and said, "You don't
really believe that I asked for a 10 inch pianist, do you?"