Oralsex er helbredende

A mans wife is involved in a serious accident.
She ends up in the hospital in a coma.

One day as the nurse is bathing her she notices that the womans
pulse quikens every time she get close to her private area.

She relates this experience to the doctor.
The doctor thinks the nurse just might be on to something.
He calls the husband in to discuss his idea.
The doctor tels the husband:
- We think your wife might come out of her coma
if you were to go in and have oral sex with her.
Would you be willing to do this?

- Of course doctor anything I can do to help.
So the doctor sends the man into his wifes room while he and the
nurse watch her vital signs on a computer outside the room.

Soon after leaving the husband in the room they notice that her vital signs
are beginning to rise. As they watch her vitals signs continue to
increase, almost off the scale.
Then, nothing. She goes "code blue". The doctor and nurse
rush into the room and ask:
- What happened?!

The husband says:
- I don't know.... I guess she just choked.

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Godt mod hovedpine

A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief.
After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his
family doctor.
The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies:
- I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and..
He is interrupted by the doctor, " And a heavy throbbing right behind the
left ear ??"

- Yes! Exactly! How did you know?

- Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know.
But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years.
It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it:
Every day I would give my wife oral sex.
When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength
and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head.
Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how
it goes.

Two weeks go by and the man is back,
- Well, how do you feel?
- Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I
started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.
And, by the way you have a lovely home.

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