$PAGETITLE = "The stories about Little Johnny";
Johnny's sleep was disturbed by a rhythmic banging from his parents room.
He peers round the door and sees his mother sitting astride his father bouncing up and down.
The next morning he asks his mother what she was doing bouncing up and down on daddy's stomach.
Embarrassed but thinking quickly, she said,
"your father has become a little fat recently and bouncing up and down on his stomach helps him lose weight."
"You're wasting your time," replied little Johnny,
"the lady from next door comes round every day and blows him back up again."");?>
|During math class, Mrs. Johnson, the teacher, is
giving short pop quizzes:
"If there are three pigeons sitting in a tree and we shoot one, how many of
them are left?"
Johnny raises his hand. "None, because after the gunshot all the others
will fly away."
"Well, although this is not the mathematically correct answer I was looking
for, I appreciate your train of thought."
"Mrs. Johnson, may I ask a question?"
"Sure, participation is good!"
"Three women are eating ice cream cones on the street. One is taking bites
out of hers, another is licking while the third one is sucking hers. Which
one is married?"
Mrs. Johnson thinks for a bit. "Uh, er, the one who is sucking?"
"Well, no, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I appreciate you train
locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding what
the dogs are
doing asks his father, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing? To which the
father replies, "They are making a puppy!"
Later that night Johnny wakes up and walks down the hall to his parents bedroom
and catches his mother and father making love. Johnny asks his father, "Daddy
what are you and mommy doing?" To which the father replies, "Johnny we are
making you a little sister." Johnny thinks for a few moments and responds,
"Well, daddy could you roll her over? I'd rather have a puppy!"");?>
Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out,
"Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"