Please geld me

One day, Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."

Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your
motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation."

Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarassed about
talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it?"

Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't
understand it, but OK." He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is
waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up.

"Well, Doc, how'd it go?" Fred asks.

"It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of anoperation. As
a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task and I
felt a little guilty about taking that much. So while I was operating I
also noticed that you had never been circumsized, so I went ahead and
did that, too. I think it's really better for a man to be circumsized,
and I hope you don't mind my ..."

"CIRCUMSIZED!" yells Fred. "THAT'S the word!"