To: <josycarlos@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Your Mail
Date: 11. marts 2001 23:06

I was the machine that is the key in our production of - among other things - the world famous TigerRoulade(TM), that you have probably heard of. The TigerRoulade(TM) is our main product, and it is sold in more than 48 countries around the world.
You can see how it is made if you click this link
http://www.dancake.dk/dansk/sort/hvordan/roul.htm
and if you look in the upper picture on the page, you can see the pawl that keeps the infinite belt in place so that the roulades can come out properly.
It was exactly such a pawl that went broke, and our supplier was unable to deliver a new one - so much for a supplier, huh. We were, however, lucky enough that a Hungarian TigerRoulade(TM)machine-factory had a few ones in stock. I rushed to Hungary and brought back with me the spare part that was needed, but while in Hungary, I spoke to the CEO at the factory there, and he made me realize that we could get a much better deal with Polish and Spanish suppliers that with our local one (the one, that couldn't even deliver what we have been paying the for for so long).
Therefore I arranged meetings with the CEOs there, and that's why I have been hung up with work and unable to answer your mail, subsequently going to South Africa the first week of March.

Tomorrow, I will call the travel agency and purchase the tickets, I am hoping to go on Friday, March 16th, spend two weeks, and return to Denmark on May 2nd at the latest.

I hope that is OK with you? If so, please start arranging the appropriate meetings, and if possible the safari and sight seeing tours also! Please email to confirm that the period of time is sufficent and that it fits into your calendar.
Please also specify whether you will arrange for accomodation, so I have a place to stay. I do not know any hotels in South Africa, and I haven't have the time to check, so if you have the time, please book a suite for me, thank you.

Due to the amount of work I had to do lately, I haven't checked up on the phone company, but it seems they are a bit slow at the moment. They sent me the number, but it is not currently active, nothing happens when I turn on the phone. I will call them tomorrow and talk to their customer support service. I'll get back to you on this matter.

By the way, the deal with the Spanish and Polish suppliers is so much better than the one with the danish, that our throughput at the cake plant will increase 25% over the next month or so. The increase in throughput affect our general liquidity situation eliminating the minor cash-flow problems we had previous year, and this should work miracles on our interest rates. Therefore, if you are interested in the stock market, you may want to buy DanCake stock *right now* to lean back and watch them sky rocket before long. DanCake is a joint-stock company and should be buyable all over the world. However, if you are not able to purchase the stock at your local stockbroker, please do not hesitate to contact me, and I will arrange for the trade.
For information on the TigerRoulade(TM) in general, please consult http://www.dancake.dk/dansk/sort/r_creme.htm

Looking forward to hearing from you about the travel plans and accomodation!

Sincerely, Morten
DanCake

From: "jose carlos" <josycarlos@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: urgent telephone call
Date: Mon, 12 Mar 2001 19:08:36 +0200

Now,the most important thing you must do now is to give me your mobile (cellphone)number or any telephone number so that I can call you and clarify some important issues which I cannot disclose to you on the computer.

If you do not have any telephone number where I can call you,then ,please make sure you call me on this number 27-722-125-112 before wednesday at any time of the day.You should go on buying the tickets against friday but make sure you call me before wednesday or send me any telephone number where I can reach you tomorrow because it is very important.I await your reply or call soon.

Thanks,

Jose Carlos.

NB;Send me your flight schedule after buying the tickets so that I will know the exact time to pick you at the airport.

To: "jose carlos" <josycarlos@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Urgent telephone call
Date: Mon, 13 marts 2001 14:11

I booked flight tickets. I will leave Denmark at 19:35 friday, and arrive at Cape Town International Airport saturday 12:45 on flight no SK3241. I will be wearing a naval style uniform, just like the ones Michael Jackson wears - the one with the gold things on it, and a beret. And just so that there will be no problems finding me, when you come to pick me up, I will also be wearing sunglasses in the airport. I really do hope that I get there without cancellations or delays. My trip to Poland was severely delayed due to three cancelled flights (because of the weather). Lets pray for the weather to stay ok now. Is there much snow i Cape Town this time a year?
By the way, my company pays the trip, so you need not worry about that! And as it seems, we will all be very rich soon, huh? Both with your money and the DanCake stock rising. It was already up 3 points this morning, so I have great expectations for the future. Thank God, those deals with the Polish and Spanish suppliers are great. My best work yet, I would think.

I didn't understand whether I will have to book a hotel myself, so please get back to me on that immediately - but maybe that's what you wanted me to fax about?

I have been thinking, maybe you could arrange for me to meet some black women? I have always wanted that, but they are very expensive here in Denmark - and people start talking when you are just with a woman for a few nights only. But I can't help it. Since my wife left me five months ago, I have been having these weird thoughts.
Once I read in a magazine - I was very young and curious - about men being with men. I didn't give it much thought then, but now I think I would actually like to try it. But the danish mentality is not built for that kind of thing, so maybe I'm in luck going to South Africa - Is it ok for men to be with men there? If so, can you set me up a date with a man also, please?
Is it true that black men have larger penises than white men?
If so, I think it is a bit unfair that they are both darker and longer!
How would you assess Michael Jackson, then, being black in his young days and now turning white?
Are you black yourself, Jose?

Hoping to hear from you soon, Jose, if you want anything that may change my plans regarding the flight, please report back either by fax or by email before tomorrow which is the latest I can cancel the ticket without loss!

Sincerely Morten