$PAGETITLE = "Jose Carlos"; $BGCOLOR = "#ffffff"; include "pagehead.php"; include "formatting.php"; ?> write_comment("Sick Humor har modtaget en uopfordret email med et særdeles godt tilbud:"); write_carlosLetter( nl2br("Subject: Date: Mon, 1 Jan 1996 18:36:27 +0200 From: \"josycarlos\" <firstname.lastname@example.org> To: <en forældet sick-humor-adresse>"), "
59 SANTON BRUMA
I know you will be surprised to receive this letter from me but first I must introduce myself.
I am Jose Carlos from Angola, son of Major Eduardo Carlos sending this from South Africa.
I got your contact through the South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E.) regarding your trustworthiness, and as such I decided to ask for assistance to transfer some money out of South Africa into your personal or company’s account.
My father Major Eduardo Carlos, was in charge of arms and ammunition procurement for the Angolan Army. Before his death, he drew my attention to US$28,300,000.00 (Twenty
Eight Million, Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) which he deposited in a safe box to a private Security Company in Johannesburg, South Africa. I quote
\"DURING THE WAR, I WAS VERY DEDICATED AND COMMITED TO WINNING THE WAR AGAINST THE REBELS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT SENIOR ARMY OFFICERS AND GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WERE BUSY HELPING THEMSELVES WITH GOVERNMENT FUNDS AND SENDING THEM TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES.
DUE TO THIS WHEN I AND TWO AIDS OF THE PRESIDENT WERE ASSIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT TO PURCHASE ARMS IN SOUTH AFRICA, WE SAW THIS AS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO DIVERT THE MONEY OF WHICH WE SHARED AND I GOT A TOTAL SUM OF US$28.3M. IN CASE OF DEATH, ONLY YOU SHOULD SOLICIT FOR ASSISTANCE OF A RELIABLE PARTNER TO ASSIS YOU TRANSFER THIS OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.
I DEPOSITED THE BOX IN YOUR NAME AND YOU ALONE CAN CLAIM IT WITH THE DEPOSIT CODE\".
I am presently residing in South Africa as an asylum seeker and the Financial Law of South Africa does not allow us certain rights. In view of this coupled with the way in which this was acquired, you will understand that my entire life depends on this money. As such I shall be very grateful if you can assist me to transfer this money out of South Africa.
For your effort, I am prepared to offer you 25% of the total sum. Please note that this transaction is 100% risk free and the major thing I demand from you is complete trust and assurance that this money will be safe when transferred into your account.
Please contact me on the above e-mail and tel/fax urgently.", "Best regards,
MR. JOSE CARLOS");
write_comment("Et sådant tilbud kan Sick Humor ikke lade gå forbi, så svaret faldt prompte:");
"Subject: Re: Your Mail
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 14:12:22 +0100
To: \"josycarlos\" <email@example.com>", "Dear Mr. Carlos,
I read your mail and I have the greatest understanding for your situation.
Please let me know what I can do to help you,", "Yours,
Mr. Morten Drikkepenge
CEO, Dan-cake"); write_comment("Ikke mange timer gik der, før Jose utålmodigt svarede..."); write_carlosLetter( "Subject: Re: Your Mail
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 2001 18:11:02 +0200
From: \"jose carlos\" <firstname.lastname@example.org>", "Dear Mr. Morten,
Thank you very much for the reply to my proposal. Also I am very happy that you are willing to help me.
As a matter of fact what I want you to do exactly for me is to come down to
south africa here so that we can know each other very well and also go to
the security company together and get the money cleared.
After this,we will pay the money to your account in denmark and both of us will travel down together for mutual business relationship.
Please reply as soon as you get this mail and dont forget to attach your telephone and fax numbers.", "Thanks,
Jose Carlos"); write_comment("Well.... Nu har Sick Humor ikke lige nogen fax, så vi var nødt til at svare pr. email - >>"); include "pagefoot.php"; ?>